726
"The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite."

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

otpprompts:

OTP where person A is bilingual while person B isn’t. An argument ensues where B says something that just makes A snap. A goes into a foreign, livid rant, and B just looks sorry & pathetic trying to calm A down, finally resorting to just kissing A and apologizing.

longandpointlessurl:

The best way to ruin a dumb protest is to join it badly

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

  • Push off a cliff
  • Frick frack
  • Marry
  • Set on fire
  • Wrap a blanket around
  • Be roommates with
915
oceanechild:

and high

oceanechild:

and high

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
twentyonefighters:

How long will this go on

twentyonefighters:

How long will this go on

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

she-wants-the-eod:

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

Also drunk people

trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite

trapkitten:

woodelf68:

Black Floofball with eyes.

Soot sprite