American Horror Story, Season 1
(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)
OTP where person A is bilingual while person B isn’t. An argument ensues where B says something that just makes A snap. A goes into a foreign, livid rant, and B just looks sorry & pathetic trying to calm A down, finally resorting to just kissing A and apologizing.
- Push off a cliff
- Frick frack
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this